hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
no you weren’t
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Actually in Marvel lore it is implicitly stated That Steve is one of only a few people on earth actually worthy of carrying Thor’s hammer
To hell with Steve, I want Natasha to pick it up and realise, even with all the red in her ledger, she is still just as worthy as Thor or Steve.
Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.
when ur watching a marvel movie and the theater plays 5000 marvel trailers consecutively
who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend