Sand, under a 250x microscope
file under things that make me want to cry about the magnificence of the world
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
"Let it burn."
Queen of the Flame, by Rika Chan.
Only version of this I’ve liked
literally everyone would be dead if elsa had fire powers.
Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that